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Xxxfucking videos not blocked Tinder Sued By MtF Trans for Refusing Service to Transgender People in PortlandWednesday March 14 2018A maletofemale transgender is suing the dating app Tinder for discriminating against transgender people in the Portland Oregon area.Ariel Hawkins who was born a biological male claims in a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ that the company sent him an email saying he violated its terms after Hawkins edited his profile to disclose that he was a preop transgender.Hawkins says Tinder immediately deleted his account. The lawsuit says the company didnt explain the violation in the email.Hawkins tells TMZ that Tinder is trying to save its brand. Hawkins says I dont think the company understands trans people and they dont appreciate how we may represent ourselves.Hawkins said Tinder is trying to remove trans people altogether.Unlike Tinder which caters exclusively to heterosexuals the gay dating app Grindr boasts over 1 million LGBT subscribers. Grindr recently relaxed its restrictions agai

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Free skype sex chat with teen Updated 03112017 1104 GMT Double Amputees Hilarious Tinder Bio Is Pure GeniusIll never run away from you. Caters A double amputee has been inundated with suitors on Tinderafter posting a witty bio mocking her own disability.Mandy Horvath joined the dating website two months ago after hopelessly searching for her perfect match.The 24yearold who lost both her legs three years ago after being involved in a train accident decided to showcase her dark sense of humour.Referring to herself as a standup comedian and stating that shell never run away when things get tough Mandy has bagged herself dozens of dates. Caters Since her accident she has been determined not let her disability take over her life and enjoys reading the hilarious jokes her Tinder matches send.Despite not yet meeting the man of her dreams Mandy feels shes one step closer thanks to the dating phone app.Mandy who lives in Colorado United States said Since my accident happened humour has been the driving force and it has made my recovery a lot easier.My sense of humour in my Tinder bio is so funny the jokes people send back have me in fits of laughter.People tend to love how open I am and its definitely helped secure a few dates.I was hit by an passing train in 2014 after a night out with friends and lost both my legs above the knee.It was so traumatic losing my legs but Ive co

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